Fat Fuck February

A variant for the month of February, during which people with excessive fat are reveered as more sexually attractive when compared to before.

Tw*tter User 1: "Ough bro I'm entering my Fat Fuck February arc oughhhh....."
Tw*tter User 2: "Dude we were just talking about Roblox the hell's wrong with you."

by APersonaRedditDork February 11, 2025

I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

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Person 343: I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

shut your fucking mouth you bitch

shut your fucking mouth you bitch, because I can't focus in class.

"Mark, shut your fucking mouth you bitch"

(Sorry to all the Marks reading this)

by ballsucker69420 February 11, 2025

Freedom Fuck

Definition of “Freedom Fuck”
Is when you fuck a liberal so well she has no choice but to become part of the Freedom party. Each participant in the “Freedom Fuck” is required to chug a 5th of SoCo once the “Freedom Fucking” has commenced.

" That FREEDOM fuck was so good, he pounded the Liberal right out of me"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

FUCK

the first cuss word i learned

"im sorry your dog just died "
"fuck "

by uhhhhhhhhh.......... February 13, 2025

Fuck around & find out

To meet someone and fall in love, to then find out they were a scammer and liar. Left heartbroken and pissed.

I met Jesse online. Fell in love. But....I had to fuck around & find out that he was a piece of shit and I actually knew nothing about him. I'm an idiot

by Ihatejdhlildickboy February 14, 2025

Fuck Around And Find Out

A last warning you give to someone before they experience the consequences of doing what you told them not to do.

MIKE: Hey man, don't go flirting with Becky. That's my girl.

DAVE: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it??

MIKE: Fuck around and find out.

by TommyNoleBuc February 17, 2025