fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!

if you’re snapping a girl and she says “fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!”. let me just tell you it’s basically just “i love you and i don’t want to be without you i love you you’re so attractive and funny and i love talking to you, it’s my favorite thing to do, you’re the only person i wait for to respond, i literally could not imagine where i would be if i never met you because you’ve made me so happy and i really don’t think i could be this happy without you”
boy:*sends snap of him smiling*
me: fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!
by bae asf‼️ February 16, 2021
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The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."
by BlkFlg August 10, 2024
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Fuck you ass

Fuck you ass little bitcher
by Vdambro March 25, 2023
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I’d fuck that goat.

Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.
Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.
by ProfessorRock March 24, 2024
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I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
by Turnantur March 24, 2024
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Burst of Fuck

While fucking, withdrawing the cock completely out of the pussy, then thrusting it back in at full force and the pelvises (pelvi?) collide.
While Jay was fucking Sophie, he pulled his cock out and rammed it back in with a Burst of Fuck.
by Sophie-Jo October 27, 2011
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Fuck claps

Clapping only with middle fingers to show your love and respect.
Dude, that was so gross. You deserve fuck claps!
by Sizle0987 April 28, 2018
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