Mr X

Bernie the Farmer from the Shaun the Sheep movie but he lost his memory and calls himself Mr X.

He becomes a fully HECTIC flemmo barber who gives people fresh fades!

Guy 1: Yo I'm about to watch the Shaun the Sheep Movie
Guy 2: Can I come?

*After watching the movie*:

Guy 1 & 2: OMG Mr X is FULLY SICK he's DA GOAT FRFRFRF ONG NO CAP I WANT A FRESH FADE FROM HIM RN W MOVIE

by goofy ahh skibidi ohio rizz October 30, 2023

X

A synonym of 'close'.

X the tab

by Jak'O'Lantern'tool November 3, 2023

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

Kenzie X Maya

Local Sluts

I did my research on Kenzie X Maya today, turns out they’re simply slutted out.

by ava routt November 15, 2023

hit an x

In trading stocks and crypto, hitting an x refers to owning an asset that at least doubled in value over a given time period. The “x” comes from the times sign.

Woke up and hit a 10x today. Now my portfolio is moving straight up. Told the homies I hit an x.

by eacc November 20, 2023

Clash royale x bow players

stupidmotherfuckers will deffend every fucking push with tesla and skellytons. stupidist fagg0t deck you can use. fuck hog 2.6 xbow is the new n!gga in town. fuck me, fuck you and fuck every xbow player cuz when that shit gets a lock they will just spell cycle or wait till overtime.

clash royale x bow players=fagg0ts

by ihateniggAS75678 December 19, 2023

satisfying..x..lips

Crusty rat that has no life other than being fat and making nasty asmr food videos. She forces her kids to also do it like what kind of mother is that.

Satisfying..x..lips is bad ngl

by remremremrenrenren December 25, 2023