Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

by Irishmafia June 14, 2023

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Twat

A british slang word for an idiot

Guy1: Oi! You fucking twat!
Guy2: I am no twat you cunt!

by Bonical June 22, 2023

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Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.

Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.

by Maniconwords June 11, 2024

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Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

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TWAT

Acronym for "Tough Women Acting Tough". This annoying phenomenon is seen in many current commercials, ads, and movies. TWATs are quickly becoming an invasive species.

Zeke: "When you see one of these TWATs on your screen, don't ya feel like slappin' the snot out of 'em?"

Biff: "Why, yes. Yes I do".

by KSparx June 28, 2024

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