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dingo tits

"Man, that NFL game was dingo tits."
by dingo-tits August 11, 2014
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Civilian Tits

Female breast in which do not belong to pornstar, strippers, or prostitutes. These females often show them unexpectedly.

Non-Professional Tits
We were at the diamond's club last night and saw a nice pair of civilian tits!
by Dirty Dick Dave September 1, 2017
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gargoyle tits

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.
A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.
by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016
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Moff tits

When you can no longer stand on your own two feet.

In other words under the influence of some severely good illegal substances.
Mate I can’t stand any more , think I’m moff tits
by Dave moff tits October 19, 2022
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tit hound

1. Any identifying female who displays her breasts in a fashion that she attracts other organisms into begging and bargaining (often offers their 1st born or unborn offspring) to be granted the slightest touch of one or both of her supple bosom(s).

2. Any living thing so drawn to breasts that they avidly hunt day and night for as much contact with tits as is possible. They often travel in packs and do not discriminate.

3. A treacherous and often fatal ride on Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Can you believe what a wannabe tit hound Maria is? She's wearing a crewneck and barely has an A-cup!"

Yeah, she's jealous of Ellen's DD's...she's effortlessly a tit hound.

Did you see those tit hounds getting ready to pounce on those sorority girls at the club?!"
"I know! Even the broad with the sports-bra uni-boob was getting sniffed out!"
Just looking at the Tit Hound makes me want to vomit!"
"Dude! The Tit Hound has broken down!"
by Elle_dubs June 8, 2022
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Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.
I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.
by dgb85 January 1, 2015
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a rack of tits

"Oh Walley, I see a rack of tits flying up in the ozone layer!"
by A Reem of Shit January 24, 2018
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