Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by fliesonthewalls September 18, 2021

Mud-crabbing

When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.

I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.

by mudcrabber313 July 15, 2024

mudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they start shitting all over your face

Bruh, I finally went mudding last night

Really dude

Yeah my girl shit all over my face

by Big sphincter June 19, 2020

Mud Skipper

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.

Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 27, 2024

Mud Bogging

The act of shitting yourself about the pants.

1) Dude WTF I think that guy just mud bogged himself!
2) Lastnight I was hittin mad skins. That bitch was so good I ended up mud bogging the bed.

by infoguys June 29, 2013

Mud plunge

When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.

Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.

by Dandy lop May 16, 2016