Michael Jordan-ing

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.

She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.

by OptimisticPrime January 7, 2015

Michael Masi's career

Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.

After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.

He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.

"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"

by Oofyeetoofyeet1 March 3, 2022

Michael Phelps

My future husband.

Yes, Michael Phelps is seven years older than me but I get what I want...

by Mrs. Phelps October 9, 2008

Michael Phelps

a really really ridiculously good looking swimmer who owned in 2008 olympics with 8 gold medals

I can't believe Michael Phelps beat Mark Spitz's gold medal record.

by msphelps October 12, 2008

Michael Scott Room

The room in a hotel which is closest to the elevator.

Derived from "The Office (U.S.)" episode "The Convention" (season 3 episode 2), where Michael Scott requests the room closest to the elevator as it sees the most foot-traffic, so as to increase attendance to his party.

"Here it is--room 301--the Michael Scott Room."

"Damn--the Michael Scott room--I guess we'll be hearing people come in drunk all night..."

by bert w February 9, 2013

michael fuck me

Something that you hear being yelled at a 5sos concert

Random fangirl: "Michael fuck me"
You: "ok we get it"

by Halum_hood_21 May 17, 2015

Michael J Fox

The anti-Elvis, he is the only one with no Elvis in him at all.

"Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Everybody except one person that is,
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis,
The Anti-Elvis!
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him,
Lemme tell ya.

Michael J Fox has no Elvis in him." -Mojo Nixon

by Unit4 October 27, 2008