The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place

She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023

SAM

Short Angry Man

My dad is only 5’6” and is always grouchy, he’s a total SAM

by PGR Girls December 16, 2023

Sam

A gay faggot who is overly flirty with all of their friends, and always wants to dominate other people and decides that one person isn't enough and always wants more.

A Sam is all I need in my life.

by YuukiYui December 18, 2023

Sam

Sam is a funny guy that also has diabetes

did you know that sam has diabetes?

by kurt shupner December 4, 2022

sams choppa

Sams massive choppa is so big that even brandons dad is having trouble taking it up the bum

look at sams choppa its a massive choppa

by samschoppaishuge December 5, 2022

Sam Innit

This is the name of one of the baddest lads around. He listens to Dave and hangs out with his mandem. He doesn’t let his opps pull anything over on him. Sam Innit is also known as Samuel.

It’s Sam Innit

by Toast77 December 15, 2022

Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK

"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"

by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022