Best Boi Joni

The hottest human ever to exist, the dinos love him

Diego: "LOOK ITS Best Boi Joni I MISSED HIM SO MUCH"
Best Boi Joni: "h"

by Aries Something November 10, 2020

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guy best friends

some guys that a girl is close with. they mean well but theyre such jackasses sometimes. they all love each other though

person 1: who are they?

person 2: those are my guy best friends

by hsmtms February 13, 2024

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Girl best friend

The girl best friend will always wonder why you chose another girl when she was the one always there for you.

A: Wait your dating ____? I thought it would have been ____.

B: Yeah but she’s just my girl best friend.

A: Bro she loves you tho

B: Maybe I’m blind to things that good for me

A: Yeah you’re dumb.

by Thegirlbestfriend September 10, 2020

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Best Atheist Argument

Mine.

Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "

by Hym Iam June 20, 2024

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