by Unknown fucking bitch October 28, 2018
An introductory academic program that leads students through the first four to eight years of their education. It is here where tomorrow’s young scholars are taught the essential “three R’s”; Reading, Writing, Recess, and of course gym….but that’s technically not an “R”…. is it?
For a perfect example of an elementary school, drive to that part of the neighborhood where all the speed limit signs say "slow children at play."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
place where your a nobody if you don't wear designer clothes, our exceptionally gorgeous, amazing at a popular sport, Have tons of money and or just a complete bad ass. Ugly girls constantly act like there beautiful and that their obnoxious opinions matter. All the cool kids want to do is smoke and get fucked uo on the weekends in the mornings everyone huddles together in to little circle at the end of the hallways where everyone talks about alcohol and how high they got over the weekend and how cool there clothes are. We try to act as if were not conforming by being skaters or goths but really were just as bad as the conforming preps. Everyone is a constant war with everyone. creating a pathetic subculture completely pointless and depressing. the only people who enjoy high school are those on the very top of the social pyramid for everyone else high school sucks.
high school
Prep: Dude i pounded like 20 four lokos friday night and then i hooked up with some chick, chyeahh prettty successful weekend.
Ugly girl: "OMG hes so ugly, shes such a slut, look at my northface jacket aren't i so hot!!! Nobody even likes you!"
normal kid: Your not even good looking i can't even take you seriously
dumb girl: "I love my boyfriend of 2 days more than anything in the world we will be in love for eternity."
normal kid: how long untill graduation i fucking hate this
Prep: Dude i pounded like 20 four lokos friday night and then i hooked up with some chick, chyeahh prettty successful weekend.
Ugly girl: "OMG hes so ugly, shes such a slut, look at my northface jacket aren't i so hot!!! Nobody even likes you!"
normal kid: Your not even good looking i can't even take you seriously
dumb girl: "I love my boyfriend of 2 days more than anything in the world we will be in love for eternity."
normal kid: how long untill graduation i fucking hate this
by mirage28 December 20, 2010
1. Prepare to watch helplessly as all your hopes and dreams crash and burn.
2. Any one who tells you high school wasn't "that bad" or is "better than the real world", is a lying douche bag. But do not hold this against them, because they are obviously high school graduates. And after your four years of hell are up, you will automatically be transformed into, a lying douche bag just like the rest of the adult population.
2. Any one who tells you high school wasn't "that bad" or is "better than the real world", is a lying douche bag. But do not hold this against them, because they are obviously high school graduates. And after your four years of hell are up, you will automatically be transformed into, a lying douche bag just like the rest of the adult population.
Jean: Wow Liz seems to be taking her 50th birthday really hard.
Dorris: Yeah I know, she must feel like she did back in high school, like all of her hopes and dreams have crashed and burned right before her very eyes and it's too late to save them.
Jean: Oh Dorris, don't be so grim! High school was great!
Dorris *Thinks to self* Thank god i dropped out of that dump before it was too late.
Dorris: Yeah I know, she must feel like she did back in high school, like all of her hopes and dreams have crashed and burned right before her very eyes and it's too late to save them.
Jean: Oh Dorris, don't be so grim! High school was great!
Dorris *Thinks to self* Thank god i dropped out of that dump before it was too late.
by prettttybob December 11, 2009
Absolute fucking aids. Ruled by mr farrer and mr I hillier and all the other cunts. Trust me you do not wanna go to that shithole of a school. It consists of wetties,smokers, and in general neeks. Poor smokers aren’t allowed up “smokers alley” anymore because some old lady keeps complaining about “fag buts”. Probably even shitter then gillingham school. If u go there u will get put on shitty report for no reason at all. But let’s get an F in the chat for all the smokers at the school.
Shaftesbury school is a shithole
by Donnyyyyyy October 16, 2019
Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me.
In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.
6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.
7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.
8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.
There are 3 types of teachers:
The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.
The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.
The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.
If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.
6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.
7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.
8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.
There are 3 types of teachers:
The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.
The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.
The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.
If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
Julie: Hey, did you hear what Stephanie said about you?
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
by Amy Renée July 06, 2009
Girl 1: Hey look its the school bicycle.
Girl 2: She stole my b/f
Girl 1: Her skirt is just like a wide belt!
Girl 2: She stole my b/f
Girl 1: Her skirt is just like a wide belt!
by May Hecal July 22, 2006