Crap rolling uphill

Used in the TV show Two and a half Men , usually means impossible to ever happen

Have u ever seen crap rolling uphill , Alan ?

by charlie'wanksta October 2, 2016

Roll Me A Durry

1. Drop Kick

2. Wears Pants on the ground

3. Those teenagers you see honing down your street.
4. Shouts out "FTP" on police ten 7
5. Snap chats police pulling them over saying " Rolled in the coon"
6. Has a durry outside Winz
7. Uses benefit for rollies.
8. Leave durry stains on the merdian mall loading dock.
9. They swear, are often unemployed and spend their dole on beer and rollies.

10. Has a durry in the octagon

11. Hangs out at John Wilson Drive.
12. Call John Wilson Drive "JDUB"
13. Often drives old piece of shit Holdens and Fords.

14. Spends all Saturday night going crusing.
15. Calls cars a "Whip"
16. Calls baggies "Dingaz"
17. Under 20's that have more than 2 kids to mutiple dads.
18. Says "Sup Bowl"
19. Thinks their 1995 Holden is collectable.

Evan is such a roll me a durry!

Oww bowl roll me a durry.

Man look at the group of RMDs

by RMD4LYFE February 24, 2019

Maple Log Roll

A maple log roll is when you fall out of your tree in Canada.

"I did a maple log roll earlier today and now my sphincter is damaged. This sucks!"

by CanadianWench June 28, 2012

peanut butter roll

A croiscant roll with ooey gooey peanut butter inside. Cooked to deliciousness.

Hey buddy have you tried my famous peanut butter rolls? They're famous.

by bbbro9 September 26, 2013

roll my raisin

the female equivalent of a guy "rubbing one out" or masterbating.

that guy is so hot, i'm gonna roll my raisin after we win this softball game.

by cschieffer July 7, 2009

Front Roll Up

When a person in a reclined position, farts in such a way as to roll up the front, and gas themself in the face. Particaraly experienced by women who have no natural barrier, i.e. Balls.

I wasn't expecting that Front Roll Up.. Dear god, what did I eat?

by HeWhoSmeltItDealtIt December 8, 2009

Tootsie Roll Mustache

(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)

Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.

by admirallenny November 6, 2014