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Free will

No. You're doing the same thing the religious are doing. You need my will to be contingent on YOUR will and you need to be able to avoid culpability in MY actions. Just as dishonest. Just as arbitrary.
Hym "The no free will thing is religion. You're doing the same thing they are doing."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
Im going to do laundry

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
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Free Palpatine

From liver to pee, Palpatine will be free.

Also is a hilarious alternative to "Free Palestine" or "From river to sea, Palestine will be free" (both can get quite annoying when used way too much (same case with many other slogans to be fair), and the second one is just Antisemitic and calls for genocide of all Jews living in Israel) either as satire or as just a countering slogan.
Person 1: From liver to pee, Palpatine and his kingdom will be free!
Person 2: Yes, free Palpatine and his kingdom! He did nothing wrong!

Another example:
Person 1: Emily | Lesbian | Feminist | ALT | BLM | KAM | ACAB | FREE PALPATINE 🇦🇪
Person 2: YAAAAS! FREE PALPATINE AND HIS KINGDOM! HE AND HIS KINGDOM MUST BE FREE! FROM LIVER TO PEE!
by Fuck Antisemitism February 27, 2024
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Cage-Free

A relationship mindset or status where emotional freedom, honesty, and personal growth are prioritized over control, secrecy, or performative connection. A cage-free person avoids manipulative dynamics, emotional entrapment, or cycles of withdrawal and reattachment. They seek open-hearted, non-coercive intimacy rooted in mutual respect, self-awareness, and clear boundaries.
We’re not labeling it yet, but it’s cage-free—just two people being honest, curious, and kind without pressure.
by Briton Phillip September 4, 2025
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free the guy

When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.
"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."
by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022
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Free fucks

90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.
I pulled a d on the surge can, Diana’s getting one a them free fucks
by Dirty Lamberti July 20, 2024
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free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
by SMSgt P January 4, 2019
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