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by Poseidon Lord of the Sea August 7, 2019
Get the Nickmug. I pleasureful daddy that squeezes you ever so tightly in bed. He'll have your dick throbbing all day and night.
Billy: Did you hear about Nick's giraffe cock.
Dad: Why of course son, I road Nick all night long.
Mom: Anthony!!! How could you!!
Jeffy: Pumpernickel clit fuck!!
Dad: Why of course son, I road Nick all night long.
Mom: Anthony!!! How could you!!
Jeffy: Pumpernickel clit fuck!!
by e-d-thelegend.com June 10, 2018
Get the Nickmug. An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.
by Gooner Boy January 26, 2024
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