A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
Get the Chernobyl lesbianmug. A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.
Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
by Cammyreal August 21, 2024
Get the I'm in lesbians with youmug. Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
Get the Lesbian Birthdaymug. For the sexually, open and advanced female. This term would describe a women who is not bi. or bi curious or anything related to a one on one relationship with a female. But A woman who is turned on by how well a male pleases another woman.
For Couples, the partner is simply turned on by watching her man as he fucks another woman. She may or may not join.
For Single ladies, same scenario, although, the single female is initially interested in the male but as a Couple they are more attractive and would be open to joining them: but has no intention on just participating with the female solo. not even to let the male watch. The couples interaction together is as much of a turn on.
For Couples, the partner is simply turned on by watching her man as he fucks another woman. She may or may not join.
For Single ladies, same scenario, although, the single female is initially interested in the male but as a Couple they are more attractive and would be open to joining them: but has no intention on just participating with the female solo. not even to let the male watch. The couples interaction together is as much of a turn on.
WIFE/GF - Dam babe you see that sexy female, I bet you would tare her up. I would love to see you work her over first, then maybe together. I'm a Dick lesbian tonight.
Single Female - I wouldnt mind Ietting craig cum on my face, and his wife looks like she can take his dick like a champ, she is really in love with him, i bet they look good fucking. I would love to help him make her scream. I'm not bi but I wonder if being dick lesbian is cool with them.
Single Female - I wouldnt mind Ietting craig cum on my face, and his wife looks like she can take his dick like a champ, she is really in love with him, i bet they look good fucking. I would love to help him make her scream. I'm not bi but I wonder if being dick lesbian is cool with them.
by Gena Lee May 28, 2018
Get the Dick Lesbianmug. A gay man who displays traits that of a lesbian involved with the performing arts that also has a flamboyant and obnoxious demeanor. Also has an unnecessary amount of attitude.
Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.
Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.
“Today this man came up to me and said I didn’t pass the vibe check because I didn’t know the ‘Newsies’ script… and then he took off his Nike slides and tossed them at my head”
that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.
that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.
by nztalie March 21, 2024
Get the theatrical wannabe lesbianmug. Supremacy of female homosexuality, victimization of female homosexuality, inferiority of heterosexuality and demonization of heterosexuality.
I am against lesbianism.
by Mosktalken March 20, 2023
Get the lesbianismmug. A lesbian who uses he/him pronouns.
A person who identifies with being a lesbian, and simply has a preference for he/him pronouns. A he/him lesbian may or may not be butch or masc-presenting.
A person who identifies with being a lesbian, and simply has a preference for he/him pronouns. A he/him lesbian may or may not be butch or masc-presenting.
by rangoe April 8, 2024
Get the he/him lesbianmug.