Greater internet Fuckwad Theory 

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory by v1cious October 6, 2004

delayed gratification 

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.

Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.

delayed gratification by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

Nickelback Greatest Hits Album

Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits

smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"

Nickelback Greatest Hits Album by T-Unit45 October 31, 2009

Grateful Dead

A rock band from the time when rock was real and pure.
Hippies who encouraged drug use that, although they did not encourage hippie movement, obviously moved it down the right path.
Their name originates with a mid-southern European belief in the grateful dead-- Men whose spirits were ill-at-ease until someone buried them properly. The spirits often rewarded their helper with wishes, money, and worldly goods.
Rock on, Jerry!

Grateful Dead FROCKS!

Grateful Dead by Merit May 16, 2004

conservation of greatness

Usually used in sports related situations (but also applicable to all life situations), conservation of greatness describes a situation where a person has just done something earth shatteringly amazing, and then immediately proceeds to attempt another amazing action. The second action has 1% chance of doubling the glory, and a 99% chance of failure, which includes a 50% chance of making the person look like an absolute fool.

Popularly used in the game of ultimate frisbee, but possibly originating elsewhere.

'Conservation of greatness' is rarely used as part of a statement, but instead is the entire statement, said after witnessing the the failed follow up action.

Said with great joy when an opposing team fails to compensate for conservation of greatness, but with utter frustration when your own team mate has just made a fool of himself.

conservation of greatness by Edgar R Pagan December 19, 2005

Ony the Greatest 

Ony the Greatest is a person who lives in white middle class suburbs, who probably hasn't been diagnosed with a light syndrome of down's syndrome yet.. He is also a wannabe rap superstar! The song's he makes sound like they were written up while eating at a local Chipotle and then later on finished while taking a massive crap.

Guy 1
-Hey man have you heard Ony the Greatest's cover of Heartless?
Guy 2
-Yeah man.. It sounded like the shit I took this morning.

Ony the Greatest by #1ONYFAN January 20, 2013

gratata 

is a term used to represent gunshots, before, during, and after a rap episode. Commonly used by fucking imbeciles.

"Fuck Bitches, Get Money, Gratata"

gratata by Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak April 26, 2014