hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.

Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*

by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023

Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

you got a deep tree

Big dick or something of that sort

Wow you got a deep tree!

by Lmaydtycimm December 18, 2022

Whatcha got there?

Whatcha got there can be used as a friend thinks another friend is hiding something, like a secret, or can express that they are curious about something.

Somebody: Walks
Friend: Whatcha got there?
Somebody: Nothing-

by yeet da child December 18, 2022

Got Nailed

Someone/something that got annihilated or destroyed,

“Dude, you got nailed on that fall!”

by Y. O. U. R. M. O December 20, 2022