A teenage abode consisting of several layers of blankets and pillows, often in the back of a pickup or van. Activities in the fuck nest include, but are not limited to, deep conversation, rage ranting, angst venting, music blasting, burger grilling, stargazing, smoking, sleeping among lightning/hailstorm conditions, and/or sexual intercourse. For best results, include 2-7 of your favorite teenagers.
Dude, wanna sleep in the Fuck Nest tonight?
Fuck Nest? Yeah dude.
Whose house are we "staying at" tonight? I wanna Fuck Nest.
Fuck Nest? Yeah dude.
Whose house are we "staying at" tonight? I wanna Fuck Nest.
by Indy Kids May 16, 2011

v. 1. being involved in a naked cuddle puddle which often, but not always, includes varied forms of fornication
2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.
3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.
2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.
3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.
"That goblin is so cute, piling up those animal skins. They must be planning to raid a brothel tonight, because I have seen several others fuck nesting."
"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."
"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."
by Vythel May 14, 2014

Similar to a hate-fuck, but you fuck someone because their talking is so god damned boring you have to do something to shut them up.
by cockpony July 8, 2009

Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".
This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.
11:12 FTL
11:12 FTL
by BS-Man August 30, 2010

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.
(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"
(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012

by gamejinx27 May 16, 2014

by TheGlizzyGoblin September 1, 2020
