A cute Mexican boy who liked Minecraft, weird loud music, Hollow Knight, Baldur's gate, and who is the best
by kittykatmeowmeow🐱🐱🐈 June 20, 2024
Get the Ethan Rojasmug. by DefinitelynotKira. November 15, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. A long haired metal head who enjoys sex conversations. He loves the guitar and only uses it with the distortion filter on. Loving parents and tends to have the hottest brother
by Witty Brother November 5, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan a complete Chad, This absolute Unit of a man will take every moment to assert his dominance upon you. For example you think you're Ethan's good friend Until you and your friend get into an argument and then Ethan comes in and roast you, You say Nothing because you thought he was on your side. All Ethans have at least a 6.7 inch cock this give them the alpha mentality
by wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeee November 25, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. The most incredible man to ever exist, kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.
Girl 1: Ethan is the most incredible man to ever exist, he’s kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.
Girl 2: Ok.
Girl 2: Ok.
by Sexifart December 3, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Jirre but he’s one moer of an oak hey.
His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.
This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.
This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan
His fucken arms are the size of my le-
oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
His fucken arms are the size of my le-
oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
by TheCrackHeadFromFourways April 4, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.
Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
by Neegle64 July 4, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.