Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 11, 2023
Get the Josh Brother Syndrome mug.

Hanks Brother

Phil - Are you hungry?
Tobias - I am hanks brother
Phil - What marvin?
by Sonjo Jelvey June 22, 2019
Get the Hanks Brother mug.

nick my brother

nick my brother gets boners from old men walking down the macaroni isle..then proceeded to do the flying camel to our dog (look it up) ;-;
by Mol Ester July 15, 2017
Get the nick my brother mug.

Tundra Brothers

2 men who have been pegged by the same woman.
Those 2 dudes are Tundra Brothers with Nicole.
by Sully2 May 06, 2021
Get the Tundra Brothers mug.

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)
person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh
by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022
Get the Best friend's brother mug.
You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat March 27, 2018
Get the Ur brother sexually identifies as other mug.

Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
Boy girl with buzz haircut- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
Get the Idiot brother mug.