When a dorky guy is able to hook up with a girl out of his league due to her getting obscenely drunk and desperate. Usually involves her dancing awkwardly or other forms of self-embarrassment.
It took a few shots and Neil Diamond on the jukebox, but the lame birthday party turned into a Michael's Game Night for the lucky lad.
by fishball November 20, 2013
Get the Michael's game nightmug. An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.
(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.
(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.
(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.
by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020
Get the michael phelps hitmug. Long form codename for the exclamation “FML” (fuck my life).
Normally used by lower echelon employees, particularly military personnel when confronted with adverse working conditions and the potential for far worse working conditions if complaints or grievances are heard.
Normally used by lower echelon employees, particularly military personnel when confronted with adverse working conditions and the potential for far worse working conditions if complaints or grievances are heard.
“The quartermaster said we needed to clean all the weapons in the vault before we go on leave...Frank Michael Lawrence!”
by Corporal Bloggins May 8, 2020
Get the Frank Michael Lawrencemug. A blue eyed, handsome hunk of twisted steel and sex appeal. When your girl has a wet dream/fantasy she says it’s about you but it’s really about this stud muffin
by Mortifer_47 January 14, 2022
Get the James Michael Smithmug. The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.
by she_themtitties November 7, 2023
Get the Hop on Michael’s Zombies.mug. To be so inebriated that one thinks that they are acclaimed British actor Michael Caine. Symptoms include bad cockney accents, claiming to have blown the bloody doors off and misquoting Michael Caine.
by Birmingham English Dictionary November 14, 2011
Get the Michael Caine Drunkmug. My beautiful boy.
Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014
Get the Jacob Michael Thomasmug.