Crap rolling uphill

Used in the TV show Two and a half Men , usually means impossible to ever happen

Have u ever seen crap rolling uphill , Alan ?

by charlie'wanksta October 2, 2016

memphis pizza roll

When a person is preforming oral sex on a partner, and the person bites a herpe until it begins to ooze out puss and blood like a hot pizza roll.

Eric likes to give his one night stands a memphis pizza roll.

by memphis pizza roll October 5, 2017

Lonely Rolling Star

The greatest katamari damacy song by far, maybe even the greatest song ever. A song about a woman who's lover has a tendency to roll away from her, and how much she desperately wants him to roll back.

ayo bro lonely rolling star is a banger

by Googamer_OwO July 18, 2021

Maple Log Roll

A maple log roll is when you fall out of your tree in Canada.

"I did a maple log roll earlier today and now my sphincter is damaged. This sucks!"

by CanadianWench June 28, 2012

peanut butter roll

A croiscant roll with ooey gooey peanut butter inside. Cooked to deliciousness.

Hey buddy have you tried my famous peanut butter rolls? They're famous.

by bbbro9 September 26, 2013

Roll Me A Durry

1. Drop Kick

2. Wears Pants on the ground

3. Those teenagers you see honing down your street.
4. Shouts out "FTP" on police ten 7
5. Snap chats police pulling them over saying " Rolled in the coon"
6. Has a durry outside Winz
7. Uses benefit for rollies.
8. Leave durry stains on the merdian mall loading dock.
9. They swear, are often unemployed and spend their dole on beer and rollies.

10. Has a durry in the octagon

11. Hangs out at John Wilson Drive.
12. Call John Wilson Drive "JDUB"
13. Often drives old piece of shit Holdens and Fords.

14. Spends all Saturday night going crusing.
15. Calls cars a "Whip"
16. Calls baggies "Dingaz"
17. Under 20's that have more than 2 kids to mutiple dads.
18. Says "Sup Bowl"
19. Thinks their 1995 Holden is collectable.

Evan is such a roll me a durry!

Oww bowl roll me a durry.

Man look at the group of RMDs

by RMD4LYFE February 24, 2019

Richibucto Roll Out

When you take an opiate and wash it down with vodka before going to work.

"I pulled a richibucto roll out the other day. "

"It's like rolling the dice." - Mr.Seatz

by Max Bett December 31, 2021