jacob keeney

a person with a dark heart and soul and watches anime

my friend is a jacob keeney.

by Ross gorham May 25, 2016

Jacob bacon

he is Jacob and he like bacon

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by Jacob Bacon January 24, 2024

jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one

Have you seen Jacobs spots yet?

by Renteriaaa August 11, 2017

Jacob Elordi

The hottest man alive.

Gosh he is such a Jacob Elordi.

by love.r February 24, 2024

Jacob

The most amazing person ever. He is so great, he is hot, smart, absolutely hilarious and the funniest person that you will ever meet. He is a great friend to anyone, he is very good with girls and can get whomever he wants. He is just an al-round amazing, great, humorous great guy.

Jacob is just lit 🔥

by 😂🤪🥵 March 19, 2020

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

Jacob

An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))

P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"

by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025