somerville texas school district

Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.

The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!

by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

Texas

Please help my friends keep saying this isn't real... is it real anymore?... or am I just dreaming...?

Texan: "Living in Texas is amazing!"
Random person: "But Texas isn't even real??"

by Reddy weddy April 5, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

the most ass movie ever

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

by colabear18 April 13, 2022

texas elite truckin

Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!

Ashely: Have you heard of Texas Elite Truckin?
Karen: Yes, that is about the only Truck group I’ll tolerate!!!

by Karen365 November 16, 2020