deep in the heart of texas

Every Texan has this song engraved in their mind

the starts at night.. are big and bright...
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSSS

by anonymous September 13, 2023

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Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

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Texas Pillow

When a guy ejaculates next to a hot streamer, live on stream, he is then called a Texas Pillow.

Billy: I seen you on that live stream with that gamer chick

Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow

by ShitShitMcGee445 March 21, 2025

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Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

by Dalton green January 31, 2021

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good texas

a.k.a. Dirty Sprite

A codeine and soda mix that was started in Houston and popularized by Three 6 Mafia.

Future in "Ball Like This":

"Private Parties, you on the guest list
I'm sippin on that Ace Of Spades
I'm drankin on good Texas"

by deedeeC May 9, 2016

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Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019

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