perfect person

Claire

claire is the definition of a perfect person

by sheeeewwww September 5, 2021

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Pointless Person

A person whose existence serves no purpose. They contribute nothing to the world.

Rory Brachner is such a pointless person.

by ElGarridio July 17, 2022

Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya for reference.

Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty

by chwebb August 22, 2020

Cutest person ever

The cutest person is Rithy of course :D

“Wow rithy is the cutest person ever... can I hold his hand omg”-teddy

by FroggyRibbit April 10, 2021

National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022

Salem(The person)

A super hot and sexy person that is madly in love with Rex(the person)

“Hey did you hear about Salem(The person)”

by ThatTransMan June 29, 2021