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Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.
1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*
by Aditis May 29, 2017
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deep scottish

Typically drunk person that lives in the epicenter of alcohol in scotland
Bryan he's deep scottish, he's always out drinking in the middle of town.
by Expensivepans July 4, 2017
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Do you know Hillary Scott. She is so sweet
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I performed an Andrew Scott Williams today, I jerked off while a dog was taking a dump and blew my load in my own face.
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The ScottsDale

When your out playing golf, and somebody loses their putter cover..You pick it up and put it on your Dick like a cock sock...Then return it to its owner.
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has a insanely huge dingong
Look at my nuts
yep that mark scott
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The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.
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