NAIT Syndrome 

In reference to the Northern Alberta Institute of Technology, or NAIT. The syndrome affects any and all students who attend the facility, and even some pedestrians walking by. Common symptoms of NAIT Syndrome are severe mental retardation, loss of bowel control, and loss of previous education. NAIT syndrome actually makes an individual lose their high school education. Individuals who suffer from NAIT syndrome are not aware of their ailment, and the only known cure is to go back to any other school for the same number of years as they attended NAIT.

Someone without NAIT syndrome, "Hey could you open that door for me?"
NAIT student, "DERP!!" Shits pants and runs into door.

Someone without NAIT syndrome, "You might want to get rid of your NAIT syndrome."

NAIT student, "AHHH DERP!!" Shits pants.

NAIT Syndrome by Deevoded January 12, 2011

nigga syndrome 

a person who normaly is prober but when gets mad acts like a wild nigga (getto)

Martin:whays wrong with charles he when i saw him he was acting like those black people down in sounth austin?
Cladicus:i feel he came down with a bad case of nigga syndrome

nigga syndrome by k-skizzlez May 4, 2009

Bush Derangement Syndrome 

The irrational belief, despite all factual evidence to the contrary, that President George W. Bush has been truthful and successful in the execution of his policies, and that his actions are in the best interests of the United States.

That Iraq had developed weapons of mass destruction; that Iraq supported Al Qaeda; that the invastion of Iraq has made America and the world safer from terrorism; that his tax cuts help the middle class.

Bush Derangement Syndrome by jmeckler November 6, 2004

Little Man Syndrome 

When a man of short stature feels insecure and as a result feels the need to belittle and offend others to make himself feel proud.

When a small man (with little man syndrome) greets you with: "Oh still feeling ill? By the looks of you, its pretty obvious!" (or something similar)

Little Man Syndrome by S. Ashburne February 23, 2010

spongebob syndrome 

the square feeling of your butt after you've been sitting in the same position for far too long.

Hillary: (gets up from chair she's been sitting in for hours) "Ow! I have spongebob syndrome!"

Kristina: "What's that?"

Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."

spongebob syndrome by teeny0584 October 13, 2006

Yankees Syndrome 

The effect that afflicts every MLB superstar: the Yankees sign him and he then turns into a mediocre player.

Alex rodriguez has Yankees syndrome

Yankees Syndrome by Pmag April 10, 2009

unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

unable-to-text-back syndrome by noisecat June 6, 2005