retard

you (not me)

A RETARD IF YOU!

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Retardism

The disadvantage people have who are retarded

I've specialized in retardism, so I can help retarded people

by lilleluderpik March 10, 2023

Retard

Someone who's really fucking stupid/retarded

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.

by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023

retard

a person by the name of lucky

"lucky is retard confirmed"

by poopy stink monke March 25, 2023

retard nate

A fat gay inbred jew who fucks his sister and rapes his mom while she sleeps He has no friends and deserves nothing but death and to be fucked by a dog in the ass

oh look its that dog fucker nate what a fucking retard nate is

by Nate fucker March 27, 2023

Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

Retard

You know why I like the word so much? Because it is the definition of what you're doing to me. I'm literally being retarded by the people around me. You are literally delaying or holding me back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
"our progress was retarded by "people" who thought they knew better"

Hym "Listening serves no purporse other than to give yourself an excuse to retard my accomplishment. 'I'm helping you!' You are a retard. All you do is retard. Only a retard as retarded as you could retard someone so thoroughly."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023