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Retard

Cassidy was talking about me...so I called her a retard
by KidTravis1 May 8, 2019
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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retard

If u r looking this up u r one
by blawblawblaw432 December 15, 2021
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Retard

Anyone who identifies themself with the conservative ideology.
"Hey look at the retard, he thinks just because he doesn't like gay people means they shouldn't get the right to marry."
by Coolguy228 November 3, 2020
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Patronising retard

some who patronises the person with learning disability, in a retarded defining way
man that arsehole patronising that poor man like a patronising retard I feel so sorry for the poor man with a disability,
by jekylls new Hyde July 16, 2020
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Retard

A word that too many people get offended by, come on. As an autistic person myself. I don’t find it offensive at all. So why do other people find it offensive? No matter how you use it, it’s “offensive.”
Example 1:
Person 1: Stop messing around like a retard and pay attention!
Some fucking lesbian 13 year old on tik tok: Hey, that’s offensive. Everybody cancel him!

Example 2:
Person 1: Man, i feel bad for that kid james. It must suck to be retarded.
Another lesbian kid who watches Bluey yet being 14 years old: That’s offensive! Don’t say it again you asshole.
by jblox August 7, 2022
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Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022
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