Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 07, 2014

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 14, 2022

YoBoy Pizza

One of the BEST Madden youtubers of all time, he will make your day with his videos.

Can we all appreciate how much effort YoBoy Pizza puts in his videos?

by speedyadventure October 23, 2023

gasoline pizza

A sentient pizza who spams discord with nonsense.

Jesus Gasoline Pizza, quit with your weird gifs!

by bloopssssss October 22, 2020

Pizza lip

When you are eating pizza that is very hot and the cheese flips down and burns your lip really bad.

I was eating pizza straight out the oven and got pizza lip.

by Cjtodeschi November 15, 2017

Petry Pizza

A pizza like food. Typically consists of a dough topped with used syringes, spooge, used condoms, tampons. All on top of a KY sauce, with melted cheese on top.

Dude, I'm going to order some pizza. What flavor should I get, Petry Pizza?

by cfoye130 November 14, 2007

Out Pizzaing The Hut

The non sequitur term meaning to pour tequila down the window shaft of the driver's side of somebody's car door, thus ensuring that if they get pulled over by the pigs anytime within the next several weeks, they will get arrested for drinking and driving because all the cop will be able to smell is tequila.

I'm gonna go out pizzaing the hut and get people arrested for drinking and driving.

by NoxMelo November 24, 2023