Root Pants 

How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.

'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'

'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*

Root Pants by mouseek September 12, 2010

thong pants 

Really tight leggings that girls usually wear with uggs which if observed closely you will be able to notice if she is wearing a thong.

Dude 1:Dude look at that girls ass in those thong pants!!!!!

Dude 2: I know man and her thong is so small!!

thong pants by Ballzto tthe walz November 20, 2010

Schmoopie Pants 

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

Schmoopie Pants by rickulous April 6, 2011

Muffin Pants 

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.

He is being such a muffin pants!

Muffin Pants by DrBobSmith June 3, 2012

schnookie pants 

A term used to describe your boss when you want to get in their pants

Come into my office schnookie pants.

schnookie pants by bart the king October 1, 2013

sassy pants

a flirty way to tell someone they are being sarcastic or unnecessarily sassy.

“dang bob you’re such a sassy pants.”

sassy pants by .chicken strip. July 21, 2019

plaid pants 

the hottest thing a man can wear, literally.
with the white tank top. please.

"don't laugh at me, i have plaid pants for pj"
"kiss me"

plaid pants by searching4cuteid October 27, 2022