1. Prepare to watch helplessly as all your hopes and dreams crash and burn.
2. Any one who tells you high school wasn't "that bad" or is "better than the real world", is a lying douche bag. But do not hold this against them, because they are obviously high school graduates. And after your four years of hell are up, you will automatically be transformed into, a lying douche bag just like the rest of the adult population.
2. Any one who tells you high school wasn't "that bad" or is "better than the real world", is a lying douche bag. But do not hold this against them, because they are obviously high school graduates. And after your four years of hell are up, you will automatically be transformed into, a lying douche bag just like the rest of the adult population.
Jean: Wow Liz seems to be taking her 50th birthday really hard.
Dorris: Yeah I know, she must feel like she did back in high school, like all of her hopes and dreams have crashed and burned right before her very eyes and it's too late to save them.
Jean: Oh Dorris, don't be so grim! High school was great!
Dorris *Thinks to self* Thank god i dropped out of that dump before it was too late.
Dorris: Yeah I know, she must feel like she did back in high school, like all of her hopes and dreams have crashed and burned right before her very eyes and it's too late to save them.
Jean: Oh Dorris, don't be so grim! High school was great!
Dorris *Thinks to self* Thank god i dropped out of that dump before it was too late.
by prettttybob December 10, 2009
Get the High School mug.Absolute fucking aids. Ruled by mr farrer and mr I hillier and all the other cunts. Trust me you do not wanna go to that shithole of a school. It consists of wetties,smokers, and in general neeks. Poor smokers aren’t allowed up “smokers alley” anymore because some old lady keeps complaining about “fag buts”. Probably even shitter then gillingham school. If u go there u will get put on shitty report for no reason at all. But let’s get an F in the chat for all the smokers at the school.
by Donnyyyyyy October 16, 2019
Get the Shaftesbury school mug.place where your a nobody if you don't wear designer clothes, our exceptionally gorgeous, amazing at a popular sport, Have tons of money and or just a complete bad ass. Ugly girls constantly act like there beautiful and that their obnoxious opinions matter. All the cool kids want to do is smoke and get fucked uo on the weekends in the mornings everyone huddles together in to little circle at the end of the hallways where everyone talks about alcohol and how high they got over the weekend and how cool there clothes are. We try to act as if were not conforming by being skaters or goths but really were just as bad as the conforming preps. Everyone is a constant war with everyone. creating a pathetic subculture completely pointless and depressing. the only people who enjoy high school are those on the very top of the social pyramid for everyone else high school sucks.
high school
Prep: Dude i pounded like 20 four lokos friday night and then i hooked up with some chick, chyeahh prettty successful weekend.
Ugly girl: "OMG hes so ugly, shes such a slut, look at my northface jacket aren't i so hot!!! Nobody even likes you!"
normal kid: Your not even good looking i can't even take you seriously
dumb girl: "I love my boyfriend of 2 days more than anything in the world we will be in love for eternity."
normal kid: how long untill graduation i fucking hate this
Prep: Dude i pounded like 20 four lokos friday night and then i hooked up with some chick, chyeahh prettty successful weekend.
Ugly girl: "OMG hes so ugly, shes such a slut, look at my northface jacket aren't i so hot!!! Nobody even likes you!"
normal kid: Your not even good looking i can't even take you seriously
dumb girl: "I love my boyfriend of 2 days more than anything in the world we will be in love for eternity."
normal kid: how long untill graduation i fucking hate this
by mirage28 December 20, 2010
Get the high school mug.Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me.
In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.
6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.
7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.
8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.
There are 3 types of teachers:
The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.
The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.
The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.
If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.
6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.
7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.
8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.
There are 3 types of teachers:
The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.
The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.
The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.
If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
Julie: Hey, did you hear what Stephanie said about you?
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
by Amy Renée July 5, 2009
Get the middle school mug.Girl 1: Hey look its the school bicycle.
Girl 2: She stole my b/f
Girl 1: Her skirt is just like a wide belt!
Girl 2: She stole my b/f
Girl 1: Her skirt is just like a wide belt!
by May Hecal July 22, 2006
Get the school bicycle mug.an evil place where parents put u so they can be kidless for 6-8 hours. it has people called teachers trying to teach u something called an education. then they try to make u pay money to eat "food" that moves and are colors that they shouldn't be. middle school is an evil place i tell ya. another thing. these evil people aka teachers give u something called homework. homework is a punishment i tell ya. it's a way of entertainment for them. when they say it's hard for them too, they're all bull shitting. they LOVE putting big red marks all over ur paper. i love it i tell ya.
by JFK Phreak September 30, 2004
Get the middle school mug.A private prep school in DC, near Georgetown. It runs grades 7-12 but is pretty small, around 400 kids.
It used to be two trashy houses until it moved to the ex-Cafritz mansion on Foxhall Road and started bulding multi-million dollar facilities. The tuition is also one of the highest in washington.
The student body is very diverse, although it is continually turning into a ralph lauren add. Everyone is nice, except for the younger grades (can you say mean girls?).
The teachers are called by their first names and tend to be right out of harvard or yale and gorgeous.
It isn't as competative at sports as neighboring schools but still continues to wins multiple banners every years.
It has a bad rep, but Field is actually amazing. Oh, and the entire student body has amazing cars.
It used to be two trashy houses until it moved to the ex-Cafritz mansion on Foxhall Road and started bulding multi-million dollar facilities. The tuition is also one of the highest in washington.
The student body is very diverse, although it is continually turning into a ralph lauren add. Everyone is nice, except for the younger grades (can you say mean girls?).
The teachers are called by their first names and tend to be right out of harvard or yale and gorgeous.
It isn't as competative at sports as neighboring schools but still continues to wins multiple banners every years.
It has a bad rep, but Field is actually amazing. Oh, and the entire student body has amazing cars.
Visi girl: Look at the girl over there...she's so gorgeous...what school does she go to?
Gonzaga guy: Uhh i think the Field School?
Visi girl: Oh...EW...just kidding.
Gonzaga guy: Sike, those girls are hot now- hotter than you orange bitches at least.
Gonzaga guy: Uhh i think the Field School?
Visi girl: Oh...EW...just kidding.
Gonzaga guy: Sike, those girls are hot now- hotter than you orange bitches at least.
by seniorgirl08 June 23, 2008
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