National kill a child

On January 15th anyone of the age 12 or above has permission to murder any child they like 💕

“It’s national kill a child day! Let’s go stab Sophie and Jayden!

by ❤️ frogs🦻🏾 October 22, 2020

national nudes day

National Nudes Day is celebrated on June 5th. This is the day when you should send a nude to a deserving guy/girl.

Hey it’s national nudes day so you should hmu with some fire pics.

by HeyHeyYouYou246 June 9, 2018

national blowjob day

April 13th the day you give a guy a blow job and don't tell anyone

Yo adam it's national blowjob day

by Dan171717 April 12, 2017

National Rape Day

If you actually think this is real, get some help. THIS IS NOT A FREAKING HOLIDAY. RAPE RUINS LIVES.

Stay safe everyone.

Today is "National Rape Day" And I protected my friend from getting hurt!

by ranocchio September 13, 2021

national couples day

get with your boyfriend and have a nice time☺️oh and if you single... you’ll find that right person so put yourself out there.

ayy baby happy national couples day

by boo boo🥳 April 14, 2019

Red Sox Nation

A term of pride OR an insult, depending on your professional sports team allegiances.

1) The big chunk of land located east of New York that contains millions of heartbroken sports fans come October.

2) A collection of eternal losers who somehow keep the faith every season.

3) A collection of eternal losers in general.

1) It's good to live here in Red Sox Nation.

2) Red Sox Nation will keep their spirits up regardless of their bad fortune.

3) Those freaking idiots in Red Sox Nation need to get a life already and root for the Yankees.

by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003

National drunk Day

Days in which one would normally drink on. (friday, saturday, sunday)

Person 1:"Hey, man what are you doing on national drunk day?"
Person 2:"Getting wasted, you?"

by konwa17 November 19, 2007