Get the 1234567890-=[]#l;',./`mug. A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. 
by Pakeeza October 27, 2021
Get the L+J/Amug. the definition of L is actually a person named brooke Lacilla. she is a person that used a w man’s and played and cheated on him. tried to fw her ex and karma came back.
that bitch brooke is a L
by really tried bru May 14, 2022
Get the Lmug. When some girl tries to convince you some non existent word actually exists when it doesn't and youre forced to give it a definition because no matter how hard you google l-anal you get anal
She trying L-Anal
by wmako33 October 7, 2016
Get the L-Analmug. 