The most trustworthy person you know. He always has your back and is just a great guy in general. He is usually short. He knows how to take a joke and can be shy at times. He is athletic and fast, and loves to be competitive.
by A2bucks June 29, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.
A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.
A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.
Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.
A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.
Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
by JJKFPACTS June 24, 2025
Get the Jacob Joseph Kennedymug. by Displexified January 25, 2022
Get the Jacob Smithmug. eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.
do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021
Get the jacobmug. 
by 0xjan June 22, 2022
Get the jacobmug. A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.
In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"
Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"
Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)
by joeep333 August 11, 2023
Get the Jacobmug.