goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals

The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto

by Brents2 August 30, 2007

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 19, 2021

Ghetto

A definition of a person who is loud and rude to everyone and everything. Someone who refers to people as "fam" or "homie". Usually on the football team at high school that thinks everyone loves them.

Person 1: Oh have you seen Syan's hair today?
Me: Yeah his corn rolls look so Ghetto

by KykiDonason April 26, 2017

Ghetto Spoiled

when you put your kids WANTS over your needs. Like you need your light bill paid but instead the parent go buts Jordans

My brother is ghetto spoiled because mama bought him jordans with light bill money.

by DirtyRedMiller July 28, 2018

Ghetto

When someone is to be described as "ghetto" - it is used to describe that persons STATE OF MIND."Ghetto" is a derogatory term used towards individuals who lack the standards of manners and ethics.

That shirt is so ghetto

by Clatchet snob September 18, 2021

50 shades of ghetto

A group of three girls whose bond can never break no matter what.

Girl1: our bond can never break
Girl2:yea cause we crazy
Girl3: Naw cause were 50 shades of ghetto haha

by MisstalkalotO June 9, 2018

ghetto-tongue

(N) ghetto-tongue is a palate with a very low bar, resulting in the purchase of low quality meats and produce.

When Heidi buys a pack of hot dogs for one lonely dollar, she clearly has a case of ghetto-tongue.

by theUltimateMasterChef July 8, 2020