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Feast of Foods

A yearly office Pre-Thanksgiving pot luck feast, consisting of poor food choices that would otherwise be frowned upon (i.e. fast food, snacks, treats, candies etc.). Generally occurs the week before Thanksgiving so individuals have time to recover from the poor decisions made during the Feast.
A Feast Of Foods to celebrate the poor decisions made over the last year.

Feast of Foods is not a corporate sponsored event.

The Feast consists of all foods brown and friend.

I spent the rest of the day in the "office" after the Feast.
by Mr.Gerbik December 2, 2022
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Mexican Food

The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"

"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"

"I HATE YOU"
by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.
Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
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Food envy

A German expression (Futterneid) describing the behaviour of persons who hoard food or are unwilling to share food with others.
Didn’t your brother just take that platter of food to his room?

Yes, but I rescued it. I might want to eat some more later. It’s my food envy.
by jajafe December 25, 2022
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garbage food

P1>Time to get garbage food!
P2>Oh McDonald’s again
by SP3CTR3TH3GH0ST December 31, 2022
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making love to your food

Refers to when someone will constantly moan with food in their mouth in ecstasy of the flavor
Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"

Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"
by r0se.x. January 9, 2023
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Clean Food

Food devoid of GMO's, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, antibiotics, and other drugs; sometimes also devoid of animal products, especially non-organic animal products.
I am on a clean food diet and detoxing.
by Garden Goddess November 23, 2018
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