Emmanuel College Cambridge

a college situated in Camdihdge, often seen raging in drag nights dressed as persona "emma cool cambdihdge". rumours of a torid love affair with Corpus Christi College Oxford are prevelent , however this corpus bitty often touches emma's corpuh nonchalantly and without consent. Further speculation into ECC depicts a strong theme of gendih dihsmorphia and a complete transition seems inevitihble (maybe in time for pride month!!) OTHER NEWS, ECC has , perhaps due to suhpressed dihsmorphia, a tendency to suh young dih... eg. jah,toh,wih and dih. (no oxfd comma as ts in cambdihdge and relations with ccco bitty are ruff) ....If u are interested in the blatant sex appeal of emma check out the blueprints or minty sainsburys dihsigns. REMEMBER blue prihnts are good as can be shoved up puh and can attract white tortas and tortoes as well as the elusive gorditas.. (honothan watch out)

happy gooners valedihctorians !!! have a brihcked up time in Came dih ge .

wow! emmanuel college Cambridge has brilliant blue prints! up the puh they go!

YAY there are so many torti in emmanuel college cambridge!

by EmmanuelCorpusToucherandTORTAS October 22, 2025

College

What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.

I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.

by doin flips n shit July 28, 2012

College Fluid

The scuzz and gross gunk at the bottom of a recycling bin, usually consisting of a combination of beer, pretzels, Gatorade and the occasional Cheez-It.

"Ew gross, I dropped the recycle bin and got college fluid all over me!"

by anonymous April 6, 2021

Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.

A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself

by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023

tem go to college

byeee now! tem go to cool leg (college) to get to go back to temy shop (temmie's items) and sell stuff (thatz mien)

temmie: *leaves face at shop*
temmie: i can still see
temmie: tem go to college and make some money
me: ok weird dog

by temflaks June 19, 2021

Lurgan College

A shanty school in the shit part of the town, lurgan. It has low effort work, and is a rat's den.

Have you heard about that rubbish school Lurgan College.

by Evan donaldson September 7, 2020

college sainte-marcelline

everyones either a fcking homophobe or really gay. no in between. put some basic wannabe white girls who seriously lack any human interaction skills in a place that... smells bad all the time. everyone's unhappy. loosen that chastity belt and get a life bro. some people are solid though. if you find your people its not terrible :/

"oh, college sainte-marcelline! the school next to the mental asylum! i know it!"

by dollypie December 19, 2024