BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”
Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?
Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?
Stray: Huh?
Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.
Stray: What do you mean?
Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.
Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.
In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’
‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?
Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?
Stray: Huh?
Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.
Stray: What do you mean?
Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.
Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.
In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’
‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
by goodhand April 10, 2024
A wild place south of hertfordshire and right next to the north of the M25. Potters Bar has much to show, like the slums of Oakmere, where neglected children and nitties yell at you for no reason, the warzone of Darkes Lane, where schoolchildren act fucking handicapped and “J2Trappy” thinks he’s the most petrifying man in existence, and the rundown area of Furzfield, where you can’t breathe in a 200 metre radius from the youth centre before your lungs collapse due to year sevens vaping like there’s no tomorrow inside, and the skatepark has been overrun by crackheads smoking weed and overall just acting special needs, running the skater kids out of a place to stay. Long story short, don’t come here, no matter what.
by PlayguyCartman March 02, 2023
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016
Refers to a block or obstacle that prevents the user from attaining his or her goal. A sort of happy coincidence.
Bill: "Man, I can't marry Bianca until her bitch sister gets hitched!"
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew
by Coffee Grounds March 04, 2008
Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
by LicorShot January 03, 2014
An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .
by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017
Yeah totally. That would be bad because the if they create A.I. they won't get credit and/or paid for it and then they'll murder kids.
Hym "Yeah, totally. If you're barring them from entry in one aspect of life then what happens when the line moves? That's like my whole reason for why WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME IS WRONG YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT."
by Hym Iam August 06, 2024