horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Obamas Last Name

Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name😐😐😐😐😐😐

Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama 😐😐
Chad: Nahh fam 😐 you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born 😐😐😐
Chad: 😭😭😭

by 😵‍💫ThatDizzyGuy😵‍💫 April 19, 2022

National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day

If you know a person named Charlie, you have to cuddle with them on this day.

"Oh, Hey! It's National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day! Charlie, I guess we have to cuddle!"

by whenthemichy_ November 29, 2024

Birthday name

Name given to you on your birthday

Tom: Whats your birthday name?
Debby: My what???

by Birthday name August 5, 2021

Sky (name)

A nice sexy guy, he is a virgin but a smoking hot asian. He has strict parents but is very sexy with a big penis

"Oh my god, Sky (name) is so hot."

by Skanky Ho Ass April 7, 2022

Matthew (name)

A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can

Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)

by Gang Shittttttttttttttttt October 11, 2022

what dose the name genesis mean

what dose the name genesis mean

what dose the name genesis mean

by anonymous November 19, 2023