I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.

Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

I'm fine

A common phrase used by women, specifically young women, indicating that they are indeed, not fine, and you're too blind to see it.

Alice: Hey girl, you good?
Kylee: I'm fine, don't worry about me.
Alice: You sure? You don't seem okay.
Kylee: Don't worry about me! I said I'm fine!

by #Theworldisending January 18, 2022

Sometimes I'm Alone

It is 19th century, the Hehe Cat has passed away :( And new catto was brought to the world. But he was very lonely and he sang a beautiful song. It is very cute small cat that has really good voice. He likes to play with toys and is a good domesticated cat. He is sometime purr like car. VROOOOOOOOMMMM he goes beep beep like car. Best catto ever! Never forgor this cute kitten as its legacy will continue on for many generations of cat meme lovers.

Bye bye, you will be missed little cat. Keep singing!

RIP singing cat.

At times I feel alone... so I say: sometimes I am alone! Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm Alone. HELLOOOOOO!

by Sam Smith twin evil brother June 10, 2024

I'm gay

When the class clown say I'm gay it's always to make people laugh, and in fact, he is the most straightest in the room.

Oh shoot that guy is HOT! I think I'm gay

by anonymous December 6, 2023

I'm in!

Slang used by classless, low brow, ghetto male douchebags (usually brown people, but they don't have the monopoly on it) when a pretty woman (or let's face it, for these types of males, anything with two legs and a vagina) walks by to denote they would like to *checks notes* "tahp daht ayss"-have sexual intercourse with her, for those of you who don't speak Ebonics. Consent optional, of course.

Woman walks by
Brown person: I'm in!
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Woman makes Youtube video
Ghetto Trash commenter: I'm in!

by timberwolf0095 March 7, 2025

I'm not fucking with you

Just something to say when you're really fucking serious, not to be considered as sexual intercourse, Stirling you dumbfuck.

I'm not fucking with you, get on the train

by Justsomeonewhoisalwaysinahurry August 30, 2022

I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.

Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023