M. Swizzle Cheese

An Absolute cheesey man, craft god, baking master. If this person was a color they would be Lime Green.

-Cash or credit?
-M. Swizzle Cheese please get that magnet out of your butt
-No.

by BreadBowlTime January 30, 2021

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Wattpad bully (m)

1. An oddly-flirty jock who is unnecessarily mean to the female (or male, in boyxboy cases) main character of a Wattpad story. By around the last 10-2 chapters of the Wattpad story, they're on the track to a situationship. In some cases, if the Wattpad story receives 200+ views, there will be a sequel marked Mature where they have a rubber-free relationship. In some cases, when the Wattpad story reaches 10k+ views, there will be a trilogy where they have children.

2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.

1. "Sure, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan (or something else frat boy) might be a massive asshat, but he's hot tbh" "I would wanna go out with him if I wasn't such a nerdy nerd, I'm just too nerdy for him 😔" *proceeds to date*

2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*

by someone malignant December 22, 2024

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