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National fuck your crush day

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021
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Fuck

19th work Fuck was actually used back during the time of king Hendry the first. His country was becoming to populated so issued a decree the no persons should be allowed to fornicate with out his permission. So with this decree he had his court issued parchments to those he allowed to reproduce. And so it became "Fornication under concent of the king " F.U.C.k
By the kings decree you are allowed to fornicate. You are free to Fuck
by Trav2469 April 22, 2018
mugGet the Fuckmug.

Fucking with 12

Fuck with 12 is when u go snitching for the feds.
by LiL winner November 21, 2019
mugGet the Fucking with 12mug.

Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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Geriatric fuck

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up
That idiot is a geriatric fuck
by Dweef March 17, 2020
mugGet the Geriatric fuckmug.

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