Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.

Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.

by jmason1352 May 15, 2021

waddle waddle bird

a waddle waddle bird is a cute bird that waddles, often remembered as lived in Antartica, extremely adorable little fellas that waddle on ice or land but is really quick at swimming

Did you see that waddle waddle bird in the aquarium? IT WAS SO CUTE!

by rosevcbes January 28, 2023

gay scuttling bird

That one kid nobody knows anything about or what's going on in their mind

That gay scuttling bird scares me.

by OhhhhhhhNooooooo May 19, 2018

Kentucky bird dog

When you have stray pubic hairs hanging out of your mouth after eating a girl out.

She had a full bush, it Kentucky bird dogged me

by CHRONOUTOPIA315 October 17, 2021

Snotty Birds Nest

Cuming on the pubic hair of a girl that doesn't wax or shave the region.

Nick pulled out of Stacey and shot his load on her unshaven pussy leaving her with a snotty birds nest.

by Rendoclean October 25, 2017

admiral bird shotgun

The act of blowing smoke on a man's penis for sexual pleasure.

She took her lips away from the bong to give him the old Admiral Bird shotgun on his south pole.

by Aristocratic Linen April 06, 2017

Angry Birds Chrome

A version of the then-popular Angry Birds designed for the Google Chrome browser. It used to be available at chrome.angrybirds.com but now available as a cache online. It marked the new designs for all the characters. The 2011 version with older cutscenes were later modified to become Angry Birds Volcano and Angry Birds Wonderful Pistachios, which are still playable.

Guy 1: Angry Birds Chrome!
Guy 2: What is that even supposed to mean???
Guy 1: This is the actual Angry Birds game played online just like MinecraftForFree.com.

by JadenTheMoose November 18, 2021