gregg the egg

he an egg name gregg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone

by egggreggegg May 7, 2019

egg slap

Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can

I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday

by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019

Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019

bad egg

the thing that dan marks is

dan marks is a bad egg

by scary bald thing February 20, 2019

scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.

me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!

by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019

Egg

A term usually used to refer to an absolute idiot, especially of Iranian descent. An egg will often attempt to act intimidating, or even smart, but all such attempts are fruitless. An egg’s body follows its head, mainly because of its skull being full of rock.

“Bro, what’s the deal with that idiot who walks with his head?”
“Bro, I’m pretty sure he an egg.”

by samuelli February 28, 2019

Boiled Egg

Nectar of the gods

Man I love boiled eggs. If you don't like them you are a punk.

by C4cat March 6, 2019