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nostalgia wank

person 1: I spent the last night listening to old playlists...
person 2: stop the nostalgia wanking already
by Vprofessional May 11, 2021
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Wank bank

A wank bank is when multiple men masturbate into a woman's vagina one after another
Hey my girlfriend said I could invite some friends over for a wank bank
by Daddddy01 June 9, 2018
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Wink Wank

I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.
by drew2dee2 November 18, 2021
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Wank

Shystal: Where Is Thy Royal Highness?

Maria: Who, Wank? I Know Where He's Not At... The Bathtub 🤮
by The Real Escobar August 28, 2021
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Bombay wank

When a man eats hot Bombay mix and then proceeds to pleasure himself
Wow that was a hot Bombay wank!
by Rave at home April 4, 2015
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Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
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pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man
Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most
by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020
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