F.U.T

Fuck U Think- A rhetorical question when someone asks a seemingly obvious question. Commonly used in text messages, emails, chats, or even audibly in dialogue (Each letter pronounced individually).

Dude 1: Hey, did the Browns lose today?
Dude 2: F.U.T

by so.drewish November 4, 2010

A F U

"All Fucked Up". When something has been totally messed up. Also see SNAFU

"After breaking his wrist, his pool game is A F U"

by Matkowitz April 5, 2008

C U Next Tuesday

A discrete way to describe someone who is rude, bitchy, demanding or a douchebag.

The first letter of each word is taken to spell C-U-N-T.

Boss: These reports you gave me are terrible. I don't even know why we keep you here. Have you learned anything in your two years at our firm?

Employee: Yes, I have learned that you're a real C U Next Tuesday.

Or

Who invited Brad, that dudes a C U Next Tuesday...

by wake101 August 5, 2009

f u

The good ol "Fuck You" But Shorter

1. F U, u Fucking Asshole

by Dis Dizzle November 20, 2006

D.T.U.D.

Acronym that means "Drink Till U Drop."

Slash has D.T.U.D. tattooed on his arm.

by Gluee December 1, 2005

S.U.I.T.

It's when you go to the OB-GYN doctor and discovers you have S.U.I.T. Something up in There!

Myrtle: Hi Dr. can you tell me why I'm so crampy?
Dr: Yes, It appears you have S.U.I.T.
Mrytle: Suit? what is that?
Dr: I'm afraid you have "Somthing Up In There"

by Wabut April 23, 2008

D.U.F.

Meaning, "Designated Ugly friend."

A pretty girl always has pretty friends, but when she wants to snag guys, she brings along her D.U.F. only.
So who is the guys going to hit on?

You get the picture.

by Cheyenne Low October 18, 2008