doing a jonno

When you play video games from 1pm - 5am every day and only ever talk in discord when you feel like it.

The phrase can also be used when smoking the good stuff ;)

Example 1:
Jeff: Hey bro where's smile?
Steve: Idk, probably "doing a jonno"
Jeff: My name jeff

Example 2:

Dicky: Yo i'm currently "doing a jonno" if you know what I mean...
Mark: No one asked my man, anyways pass that shit over.

by Majormilf (AKA Mr. Big chin) April 19, 2020

Doing A Tyler

When someone wanks in the back seat of the car whilst traveling. Meanwhile their parents are sat in the front seats.

(wanking may take place under a blanket)

"Doing A Tyler"
Person1: Hey I totally did a Tyler in the back of the car the other day.
Person2: Ew, that's weird your parents could have seen you.
Person1: Nah, that just made it more exciting.

by DefinitelyNotQuiz June 4, 2016

Do job

A new hair style someone may recieve. Sometimes includes a short cut, or a complete overhall of the hair. May also refer to the hair style.

Look at Chrissy's new do job.

by goodriddance September 15, 2009

Doing a Brezza

Shaving a slit in your eyebrow

hey that person over there is doing a brezza

by pancake-lover March 5, 2010

doing a jake

To do a half arsed job.

To say you are going to do something then cut all corners known to man

When filing documents you file some of them back words. The next person to see them says who filed these? Whoever filed the was "doing a Jake"

by Quarba July 9, 2010

Doing A Hetfield

Playing the Guitar and Singing at the same time in "Guitar Hero", referring to the metal legend, James Hetfield.

"awwww man, me and my brother were on Guitar Hero, I did a Hetfield, and i did well!"

"Hey, guess what dude, I'm doing a Hetfield!!"

by Metalfan218 February 13, 2010

Doing a Banksy

Initially make interesting and provocative street art, then slowly take the cash and buy into your own self publicity by smearing shit on the walls. Basically, someone who smears shit on walls.

you: Where have you been?
them: I was just doing a banksy
you: we'd better run then before the cops smell it.

by McBanksy October 19, 2010