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Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
by chuckman13 March 11, 2019
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hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"
Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT
by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018
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don't late

"don't late" have the same meaning as "Don't be late".
It's an easier and lazier way to say "Don't be late".
Don't correct it to "Don't be late". It is too long.
Karen! please don't late for the class if you want to get an A grade in the "Attitude to Learning" part.
by Goodest English Developer January 18, 2023
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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
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An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear
I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting
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Dick. Don't be a Dick

Distantly related to Karen. A possibly well intentioned rude social maladroit jerk that doesn't care who is offended and uses words like snowflake and woke to fight against imaginary enemies at the cost of friendships mental health security joy and respect for others.
Don't be such a Dick, dude, this ain't that office. Don't be a Dick. Dick. Don't be a Dick.
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don't want

alternate for not not needed used by english teachers in the southern part of india
Don't want you swing into action now and throw away your fiji books.
by mtrmseloveisriyal January 23, 2024
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