deadbeat dad

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago

my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.

by big wock November 1, 2018

dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 1, 2022

Dad

A fucking noob FA player.
Probably known as BewareofDAD

BewareofDAD

by BewareofDAD April 15, 2019

maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021

mary's dad

the reason why no one can have nice things

"yo mary's dad ruined it all. again!"

by annoyedfrn77 October 10, 2021

Ur dad

Hmmm where did he go he's nowhere to be found

Jimmy:"dude me and ur dad smashed so hard I busted everywhere and I mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE" Chris:"U FUCKED MY DAD DUDEEE....

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

My dad

Sorry we couldn’t find him

Hey my dad where are you :)

by Wowzakimmy May 4, 2019