no life dick

a dick that never experienced sexual interaction and only gets jerked

Sarah told Vincent: "oh Vincent shut up your dick Is a no life dick"

by MRZHXECHO September 8, 2023

Get a life

Intended for people with limited social skills who need to expand their horizons and do other things than spend time online all day.

Dad: Jake you really should do more than stare at your screen all day why not go play basketball at the park or go hang out at the mall?
Jake: Why dad this is fun?
Dad: Jake you need to get a life you can't stay at home and live behind your screen forever

by J&B323 September 20, 2023

jatt life

Crazy Cool Gangster life. Punjabi Music, Sardari(king life). Owning a tractor, land, farm, going gym and pure coolness

Nerd: Damn that jock guy, he’s getting all the girls

His friend: idiot he’s living the Jatt Life!

by LitGuy100 July 17, 2023

static life

Welcome to the static life, here you are safe from the impression that your so low your on bags…

I’m not a bitch I’m apart of the static life #fuckbags

by The static kids November 21, 2021

end life

Commonly used by bored memers.
Or always in every situation used by yours truly, epic_gamer_time.

bjoy72: „ay m8 wut u doin“
epicgamertime23: „nothin“
cringy chick: „oh look at me im depressed and quirky“
epicgamertime23: „end life•

by epic_gamer_time October 29, 2019

My life

It sucks alot

Kid 1: hows your life
Kid2: my life sucks

by Bruhwaffle October 30, 2019

life bill

A type of bill that you have to pay every 2 to 3 years in order for you to continue your life span when you're in your 100's.

Sir, you have to pay your life bill otherwise your life will expire.

You're 100 congrats! Unfortunately, you have to start paying your life bills in order to live longer.

by Rqptorade October 30, 2019